karma

karma
1. (karma) (1305↑, 261↓)
The Buddhist belief that whatever you do comes back to you, e.g. if you do something good, something good will happen to you, and vice versa.

I have good karma.

2. (karma) (607↑, 187↓)
the belief that all of your actions will have equal reprecussions, affecting you.

"My Karma ran over your Dogma"

Author: Hiro Protagonist http://karma.urbanup.com/216866
3. (karma) (483↑, 118↓)
Karma is a word from the philosophy of many Indian religions (Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism). The basic theory is that the universe runs according to certain laws, all described by one word 'Dharma' (Sanskrit) or 'Dhamma' (Pali). The basic theory is: 'cause and affect'. The laws (Dharma) decide what affect is beget from a given cause. Karma is the 'cause' part of this theory. In other words, your actions - mental, vocal and physical are your Karma (plural). Please note that in the Buddhist philosophy, Dharma does not 'punish' or 'reward' anyone. The concepts of good and bad don't exist here. For example, gravity is one of the laws of the universe, and if you jumped off a building and killed yourself, we wouldn't say that gravity was punishing you.

Selfless service will help 'improve' my Karma.

4. (karma) (382↑, 120↓)
the saying of 'what goes around comes around'

karma comes back around.

5. (Karma) (187↑, 63↓)
“Deeds,” “works,” the principle of inexorable cause and effect.

Karma is the balance of good and evil done in a given incarnation in Hindu belief.

Author: World_Religions http://karma.urbanup.com/5137851
6. (Karma) (228↑, 107↓)
Smackdown of the Gods

I kicked a cat the other day . . . today a giant sabertooth from the depths of time bit me.

7. (karma) (133↑, 67↓)
Karma is the Hindu and Buddhist philosophy according to which the quality of people’s current and future lives is determined by their behavior in this and in previous lives. Good behavior is rewarded with goodness in life, and bad behavior is punished. It is something like God: it takes one to be a believer to experience it and be convinced of it. In today's world though, the applicability of karma is limited only to the current life, since future lives are more a matter of speculation.

A good intermix of right and wrong actions may help you establish a theory of karma for your personal use.

Author: Clint McConley http://karma.urbanup.com/737074
8. (karma) (81↑, 18↓)
some say it is a bitch.

Mike broke his leg after he hit that old lady with a stick, karma's a bitch.

Author: daniel surratt http://karma.urbanup.com/2404604
9. (karma) (174↑, 130↓)
George Bush is our Karma for NOT PAYING ATTENTION\!\!\!

"Hey, Archie---did you vote for George Bush in the last election?" "Who, ME?\!?\!? Naw...I NEVER vote...I'm too busy watching 'Real World', downloading porn, wasting my trust-fund and whining about nothing to vote." "Well, I guess the fact that George Bush has had TWO TERMS in office is your KARMA for being an apathetic little ass-monkey\! And by the way: fuck you very much, Archie\!"

10. (karma) (61↑, 21↓)
another way to say "what goes around comes around"

If you start a rumor karma is going to come and bite you in the ass

11. (Karma) (73↑, 36↓)
A primarily Hindu belief that ties in with reincarnation- if you are good and build up good karma in this life, then next time you might be reincarnated as a Brahmin, or a Kshatriya. (In Hinduism, the only caste that is able to become enlightened thereby escaping the endless cycle of rebirths are the top caste, the Brahmins).

If I'm really good, maybe I'll get enlightened.. yay\!

12. (karma) (52↑, 18↓)
an unintentional type of revenge

Johnny robbed a bank but got hit by a bus when he was making his get away, now that's karma.

13. (Karma) (44↑, 11↓)
When that bitch from high school gains 50 pounds in college.

"Karma takes many forms, the most satisfying: weight gain." scoreboard.

14. (karma) (27↑, 1↓)
What redditors whore themselves out for.

Redditors will often photos of situations they fabricated themselves in order to get lots of upvotes, and therefore karma.

15. (Karma) (33↑, 7↓)
a bitch. What goes around comes around, so basically, if you do something shitty then something shitty will happen to you, and vice versa.

John cheated on his girlfriend, and karma, being the bitch it is, came around and made him lose his wallet full of money and ID.

Author: winningiswhatido. http://karma.urbanup.com/5355344
16. (karma) (22↑, 5↓)
is a bitch.

*Guy spills grape juice on his white T-Shirt* Asshole: HAHAHAHA, nice going nerd\! *Asshole drinks some chocolate milk and spills it on his $200 jersey* Asshole: DAMN\! KARMA IS A BITCH\!

17. (Karma) (28↑, 14↓)
when something that you have done, does to you back.

For example, if you do something good, something good will happen to you back. if you do something bad, something bad will happen to you. Karma can be dangerous sometimes.

18. (karma) (21↑, 7↓)
The concept (invented originally as more of a self-improving guideline than how it's portrayed now as a supernatural force) that positive actions see good results, and bad results come from negative actions. It is a principle of Buddhism and was created (as all principles were) for purpose of influentially commercializing the author's opinion. Its creation's need was seen, by the philosopher, to reduce vengeance taken out upon truly deserving people, in the fear that the punisher would otherwise be remorseless. This way, the would-be grudging individual would refrain from his/her actions, with the idea that the negative person would get "what they deserve" in the long run anyhow.

Frank Castle: "I think I'll pass on my desired revenge upon my family's murderers, Karma will affect them eventually."

Author: Markus Parker http://karma.urbanup.com/2852942
19. (karma) (29↑, 20↓)
the score on gamefaqs.com your username gets. you earn 1 karma for each day your account is active. higher karma amounts allow you to post more messages per day, have access to more social boards, bragging rights, etc... You lose karma when one of your messages gets moderated, the amount lost per message depends on the severity of the violation and how much of an d-bag the moderator is.

that asshole mod gave me a 3 karma loss for my topic\!\!\!

20. (Karma) (10↑, 2↓)
When someone decides to do something extremely stupid and pays dearly for it.

Girl: I decided to be lame and skip out on Thirsty Thursdays because I'm lame and ended up sleeping through my 8 AM anyway... Boy: KARMA

Author: ChrisBroChill91 http://karma.urbanup.com/5241826
21. (Karma) (9↑, 1↓)
The law of cause and effect. From good living, we become a better person, gain greater inner peace and enjoy a good life. From bad living, we become a worse person, destroy our inner peace, and get plagued by a bad life. Simple as that.

He had so many heart problems, I began to wonder if he was cruel to someone in his previous life, and was now reaping his karma\! She was beautiful even in her old age, so I knew she must have led a good life, and was now getting her good karma. I began to see that there was selfishness and fear within all my actions and attitudes, so I firmly resolved to make love and compassion the central factor in my life, so I would develop better karma.

22. (Karma) (6↑, 0↓)
A female that comes around and attacks an individual from behind when they're not paying attention in order to accomplish payback.

I've come to a conclusion that Karma must be a female because she sure acts like a bitch that bites hard in the ass\!

23. (karma) (42↑, 38↓)
A game of frisbee with your actions.

Everything that you do has repercussions. It comes back to you one way or another.

Author: some punk kid http://karma.urbanup.com/1227849
24. (Karma) (2↑, 0↓)
The biggest bitch you'll ever meet in your life.

Bruh Karma's gonna fuck yo shit up

25. (karma) (3↑, 1↓)
What makes you regret doing bad things. a real pain in the ass.

I shattered this guy's windows and my house burned to the ground the very next day. The guy showed up to me and said it was karma before spitting in my face and kicking me in the nuts.

26. (Karma) (10↑, 8↓)
Fate;destiny what goes around comes back around

guy 1: i killed her and the next day my mom died guy 2: dude its karma what goes around comes back around...whyd u kill her in the first place?

27. (Karma) (6↑, 5↓)
Getting back at someone for something they did

Boy: its over Girl: *cries* i love you though Boy: ohh well. -two weeks later- Boy: i miss you. i cant live without you Girl: oh well. you had your chance Boy: please, your so great Girl: ha, sucks doesnt it? Karma's a bitch

28. (Karma) (1↑, 1↓)
The type of girl that has A LOT going for her. She caries this close to her heart, on her chest. This can often weigh her down and it is a marvel to many people how she is able to swim when she is 'carrying' so much on her chest. Karma is also known as a slave.

Those are HUGE\! she must be a [karma]

Author: iamyourfatherkarma http://karma.urbanup.com/5781653
29. (karma) (7↑, 7↓)
thing that comes back and bites u in the ass.

u do a bad thing with karma to someone, u will have bad luck.

30. (karma) (14↑, 15↓)
A real bitch.

I know a girl named Karma, everyone was right; Karma's a bitch.

Author: karmaisaibitch http://karma.urbanup.com/4228603
31. (Karma) (8↑, 9↓)
Whinging old bitch\!

Karma says: Everyone should just fuck right off\!

32. (Karma) (8↑, 9↓)
An evil bitch that lives in the sky, punishing those who do the most minor of things with something a thousand times worse.

*Boy accidentally trips up friend* Boy: 'Oops. Sorry' *Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.* Friend: Karma's a bitch

33. (karma) (0↑, 2↓)
something that needs to be present all the time

There's a lot of people that should have bad karma, but they tend to escape anything bad happening to them.

34. (Karma) (1↑, 3↓)
Having sex with a dead necrophiliac.

What goes around comes around, that's Karma, Bitch\!

Author: Mr.Funwithcorpses http://karma.urbanup.com/5535588
35. (karma) (4↑, 6↓)
doing random good things and expecting other random good things to happen to you because of that

"Once I helped this grandma pass the street, somehow it will pay back one day since I believe in karma"

36. (karma) (1↑, 5↓)
n. Participation points scored on Plurk, a popular Taiwan-based social networking website often compared to twitter, that can be earned by posting micro-blogs and receiving responses. Karma points enable the use of fancy emoticons and other functions on the profile page.

I've been away for just two days and my Karma points have dropped by 25\!\! orz

37. (karma) (34↑, 40↓)
karma means what goes around goes around, there is a few songs that spread this meaning.

eg. karma by lloyd banks (song) eg. karma by alicia keys (song) eg. "what comes around goes around, karma, get used to it you should of thought before you done what you done."

38. (karma) (3↑, 10↓)
Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."

*doorbell* Me: Who is it? Coming\! *punched in the face* Karma: "I know what you did last summer." Me: OW\!

Author: p\@$$ing thr.ugh http://karma.urbanup.com/4501399
39. (karma) (1↑, 8↓)
means the earthly deeds that we do for our future life after death....and also the name of a very fine rock band

every human has to do his own karma....for there is unknown factors beyond human imagination which can be justified only by our day to day karma

40. (Karma) (5↑, 13↓)
A short half black girl, with a big booty. Likes to dance and sing alot, kinda weird but dead sexy

will- "dude you know that girl who always sings in class?" Kevin- "oh olivia, yeah I noticed her she is such a Karma"

41. (Karma) (5↑, 13↓)
The act of spluging on a girl's face.

Julia loved the karma because it moistuirzed her skin and I was happy to oblige.

42. (karma) (7↑, 15↓)
An ancient religious concept that has recently gained popularity through the television show "My Name is Earl". If you're lucky, karma will get you a really spiffy looking Chevy El Camino, but only if you make a list of all the mean things you've ever done and resolve to make amends for each of them. If you're the type of guy who's always doing mean things and wondering why your life sucks, you need to watch Carson Daly and he'll tell you it's all karma.

"Karma used me to do its dirty work. Nice move, Karma."

Author: MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts http://karma.urbanup.com/1778733
43. (karma) (10↑, 19↓)
Means "what goes around comes around," a Buddhist belief. However, this belief is completely false yet millions of people live in fear of it.

I was told I would get bad karma for killing the man, but here I am 50 years later and nothing bad has happened\! Karma is a load of BS\!

Author: Taj Badalandabad http://karma.urbanup.com/3141699
44. (karma) (3↑, 13↓)
The tired, often uncomfortable effects that one encounters after the high from smoking strong weed.

Bob: Yo what was that shit called? Billy: That was some straight GDP nigga, Granddaddy Purp Bob: Damn that's some shit mang i was so blazed Billy: Yea bro, but you gotta be careful if u smoke too much of that shit u could get some bad karma Bob: Yea i did, but it was well worth it

Author: Do me on it alex gray http://karma.urbanup.com/4031400
45. (karma) (2↑, 12↓)
A boy that was befriended for karma points. Now, he won't leave anyone alone.

OMG. Karma made me a fleece blanket with dogs on it.

Author: yo momma is a hoe. http://karma.urbanup.com/2861974
46. (Karma) (29↑, 39↓)
A large invisible, magical and often angry, elephant. Likes to shit on cars. Karma is the VENGEFUL elephant, watch out of he'll shit on you.

you know the song= "karma, karma, karma the vengeful elephant"

47. (karma) (5↑, 17↓)
Buddhist concept of life’s actions catching up with you either negatively or positively. Basically what goes around comes around. Invented by Carson Daly.

Dude:'Man I've got a killer stomach cramp.' Other Dude:I told you you shouldn't have killed that tramp and stolen his money, it's karma catching up with you.

48. (karma) (6↑, 22↓)
what goes in circles goes backwards in circles.

I told you bad karma meant the reaper would kiss your ass.

Author: austin the super cool http://karma.urbanup.com/1693225
49. (karma) (9↑, 26↓)
Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves. Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is [bad Karma].

\<Neil\> Oh no\! I dropped the pot of lentils\! ... Bad karma\!

Author: bastardized bottomburp http://karma.urbanup.com/137296
50. (karma) (4↑, 22↓)
What is going to come back and bite the [marshketeers] in the ass

They are just bitter because *nobody* wants to [slurp] them, Karma. That's one thing [BOB] can't do.

51. (karma) (7↑, 26↓)
The invisible score you have on slashdot due to other readers moderations to your comments; how cool you are; an attribute proportional with the likelyhood of having sex with Heidi Wall (for both males and females); a ticket to Nirvana; your current grade in a class.

I got my english paper back and my karma has shot sky high.

52. (karma) (5↑, 30↓)
The art of trading computer parts and ALMOST beating Mabus at CS

Dude... Jeffrey has some nice Karma, but check Mabus out.

53. (karma) (3↑, 34↓)
refers to points on melodramatic

mary has more karma than me\!

54. (karma) (10↑, 46↓)
as a result of asshole behavoir u r given a penis that doesn't work.

what happened to Derik because he is a douche\! i hope karam breaks your penis.

Author: adri i cant stand derik taylor chugg http://karma.urbanup.com/889779
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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